Primordial Chaos: I, the Nine-Revolutions Golden Dan, Everyone Wants to Eat Me!

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Transmigrated to the Primordial Wilderness (Honghuang), I became a Nine-Turn Golden Elixir—the first elixir in the Primordial Wilderness to transform into a human. I apprenticed myself to Taiqing (Laozi, one of the Three Pure Ones), and diligently cultivated the "Great Dao of Elixirs," making my medicinal properties stronger and more terrifying day by day. In the end, I became even more "desirable than Tang Seng’s flesh" (a reference to the classic Journey to the West, where Tang Seng’s flesh was said to grant immortality if eaten).​ Everyone looked at me with the desire to capture me, take me home, and devour me. Nüwa (the creator goddess in Chinese mythology) tried to trick me into going home with her all day long, wanting to keep me in captivity—holding me to play with when she had nothing to do, and absorbing the medicinal fragrance I emitted.​ Houtu (one of the Twelve Ancestral Witches) always wanted to take me back to the Witch Clan’s tribe, intending to enshrine me and make me her companion.​ The Three Xiao Sisters (powerful immortals in Primordial Wilderness lore) kept spying on me, always wanting to follow me—as if they were drawn to me.​ No, I must rise to power, and I must act prudently. I cultivated "External Avatars" (a xianxia technique to create separate bodies) to avoid countless dangers. I condensed vast amounts of Merit Power (a cosmic force for good deeds in xianxia lore) and transformed myself into the "Number One Merit Elixir." Let’s see who dares to provoke me now!​ This is a story of transmigrating to the Primordial Wilderness, becoming a Nine-Turn Golden Elixir, apprenticing to Laozi, becoming the eldest senior brother of the Three Teachings (Confucianism, Buddhism, Taoism), and cultivating steadily.​